Ah, those tricky government officials. I have had many charges brought against me in the past few months, and I can finally relax. Yesterday was the final hearing, and for now, I am clear of all criminal charges. True, I did not actually commit any crimes in relation to this final case(none of which I was convicted of), but for some reason the evidence strongly favored the officers testimony. Thanks to some pressure from a few of my connections in the federal system, and some smooth talking, I am a Free MAN!! Well, it's time to celebrate. Get your Ski masks and boomsticks ready boys, lets go out, get drunk, and have us some chaos!
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